"5 Rules For Life" T-Shirt

Introducing our hilarious and oh-so-relatable "5 Rules For Life" T-Shirt!

Attention, food lovers and protectors! This black beauty is not just any ordinary tee. It's a statement piece that screams, "Do. Not. Touch. My. Food."

Designed with a bold and vibrant yellow print, this T-Shirt is sure to catch everyone's eye and make them think twice before reaching for your precious snacks.

Made from 100% ringspun cotton, this tee is not only soft and comfortable, but it also comes in a modern classic fit that flatters all body types. The narrow ribbed collar and taped neck/shoulders ensure durability, while the tubular body provides a seamless look.

And the best part? Say goodbye to those annoying labels that itch and irritate. Our tear-out label ensures maximum comfort, so you can focus on protecting your food without any distractions.

So, if you're an adult who takes their food seriously and wants to make a hilarious statement, this "5 Rules For Life" T-Shirt in black is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Get ready to turn heads and defend your snacks in style!